"If only that were possible. Conditional clause."

OH, DOCTOR, YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTIVE TO ME.
GOOD GRAMMAR MAKES ME HOT.

Inspired by the talented folks over at crafty_tardis, I have been trying my hand at Whovian arts and crafts. Look at my awesome dalek t-shirt!



( How this wonder was achieved. )

I have not yet seen Who 4x04, because my internet is being slow and crap and it hasn't finished downloading. Boo.

Does anyone know where I could download obtain Blackpool? I have heard that it is awesome and full of Tennant-y goodness and starcrossedgirl says its really slashy (see this picture. OMGYES.) It's only £18 on amazon - I could afford that if I didn't eat for 2 weeks. TEMPTING.

Also, I loved Casanova when it was on the telly, I must watch the rest of that. Not just because it's Tennant pr0n! I enjoyed it for other reasons too! But mostly the pr0n.

While browsing amazon I saw the box set for season 3 of Doctor Who, and I have to say that I think it wins the "Most Sexually Suggestive Promo Picture in All the Land" prize.



Two men waving their phallic instruments at each other. Now, that's surely as shippy and HoYay as the promos for a "family" show could be, yes? OH NO. Check out this little gem. Well done, BBC, you've made me proud.

Here in London we have three godawful free newspapers which are given out on the tube and the bus. I use "newspaper" in the loosest possible sense of the term. They are mostly trashy celebrity gossip and I hate them.

However, today and yesterday the trashy celebrity gossip was about David Tennant and Doctor Who, and I'm fine with that. :D They had pictures and rumours from the filming of this year's Christmas special, which I cut out and kept and got ROYALLY MOCKED for by my friends. But I thought that you guys might appreciate seeing scans. :)

Having finally got internet sorted at my new house, this weekend I have been catching up on TV.

( Torchwood 2x13. )

( Doctor Who 4x01. )

Now I must download Who 4x02 and NEW BSG, WOOT!

1. My new house is very spiffy indeed. However, we have no internet. :( And Glastonbury tickets are on sale today, so my housemates and I have trekked out to uni, at 7AM ON A SUNDAY. UNIMPRESSED, MICHAEL EAVIS, UNIMPRESSED. And it's snowing outside! Not just a little bit, but seriously heavy snow fall. Urgh.

2. I have been yabbering on about how great it would be to have a dirigible in London since I moved here. Certainly the best way to beat the traffic - and so much more stylish than the tube. I watched Rise of the Cybermen last night, and there they are, beautiful air ships floating over London. AWESOME. I'm formulating a plan.

3. I finally watched the end of Doctor Who season 3, and I was most impressed. Doctor/Master is clearly the ship of winners! Also, I Can't Decide by the Scissor Sisters is my new evil overlord theme tune. I am bitterly jealous of those with TVs who have already seen the start of season 4 and the Torchwood finale.

4. What I really need for my paintedspires piece are large, high quality and bright caps from the first scene of Doppelganger. Can anyone share?
ETA: I got one that I needed from SG caps, so now all I need is this shot in HQ. Anyone got one?

5. Mmm, pretty Tennant. Lyrics from Across the Universe (I was listening to the Rufus Wainwright version, but it's originally a Beatles song). Textures from ownthesunshine and apod.

Ahh, Ten, my little woobie. Who's a pretty Doctor?

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( More here: Ten and Torchwood. )

I have a confession to make. I'm one of those people who refused to watch new Doctor Who, because it was clearly going to be rubbish and it had Billie Piper in it. If it's not Tom Baker, it's not proper Who. >:O
But then, when I did occasionally see it on TV I secretly rather enjoyed it, and I even thought that Billie was a pretty great actress. And Nine was funny, I think I was sold on the line "Lots of planets have a North". It was a dirty and shameful pleasure that I kept to myself.

But I cannot lie to you any longer. I must make my confession... TEN, I LOVE YOU SO HARD IT HURTS. I WANT YOUR LITTLE TEN BABIES. You made me weep like a schoolgirl at the send of season 2. You are funny, and unexptected, and bizarre. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN TOM BAKER. :O :O :O